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Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48928) - you deserved it (12694)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

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Having sex with strangers is also a great way to get STDs.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:39pm by WaffleMike

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dont call her a whore, a girl is a whore for fucking a lot of guys but a man is cool and a playa for fucking lots of girls, which doesnt make sense, just leave her alone

#8 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:16pm by rathalosrocker

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