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Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. he told me he wanted to do it doggie style. I said okay, and as soon as i bent over on the bed, looked at me and said "let's do this with the lights off". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40661) - you deserved it (9928)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

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Having sex with strangers is also a great way to get STDs.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:39pm by WaffleMike

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I hope you have some sort of self-respect for yourself and decided to leave.

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:43pm by iloveWH

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