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Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by yaa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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awkwarddddd.
also, props to #1 for not calling "FIRST"

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:07pm by losergirl

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+5

She may have meant it like you were thin/looked frail. I don't think she was personally insulting you.

It was still nice of you to offer though!

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:08pm by Pounce

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