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Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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FHL. That was your opportunity to tell her how much of a racist cunt she is in plain English.

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:28pm by rukusrazor

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what a sad and pathetic life she must live, don't worry, bad things tend to happen to people like that

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:26pm by waxstigmata

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