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Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Florida)

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i do that all the time!
the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part.
hahaha sucks for you!
i'd be sooo embarrassed!

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:20am by happy_ness

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I thought everyone knew to wait a few minutes before opening a previously mobile can of soda :\. YDI

#6 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:27am by ilikefish

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