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Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18459) - you deserved it (4375)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)

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go to the dollar store and buy some alarm clocks. set them for different times and hide them in their room, always a good prank. :)

#6 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:58pm by Superman8

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that is toooooo fucking funny. not really life fukkery tho. Just a prank. Think of some wicked way to get back at em!

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 1:21am by Lizo

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