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Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65686) - you deserved it (3066)

On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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