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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44115) - you deserved it (14033)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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The tree also has anger management problems...

#9 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:21pm by lifeislife

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that's terrible fucking advice...

your mentor should be fired.

#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:17pm by roflcopter657

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