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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (13238)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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