Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had...

By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

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notmyidea 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:24

ouch! I'm really sorry, dude:(

happy_me 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:26

what did the tree do to you? throw rocks at building. just try not to break something. and sorry for your injury

ArtsySwag 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:26

That sucks... If you find yourself getting really angry at home, try punching a pillow :). Maybe you should invest in one of those stress balls (or whatever those things are you squeeze to calm yourself).

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:27

Get a new mentor, someone who actually knows how to deal with this shit correctly

lmmmr 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:28

Anger is an absolutely fruitless emotion. A few deep breaths and some empathy should do the trick.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:29

Your mentor sux! Trees have feelings too! Btw, that was the tree's revenge. Hey, aint you gonna get more p'd off reading these responses? Best anger management has to listening to ROCK and screaming to it, not throwing it! Hope you snap outta it soon... B)

AdamGD 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:31

when i get really pissed off, i find some sort of cardboard box or something similar and stab it repeatedly with a pen and if i am still angry, i draw a picture of what im angry with on the box and stab that. it works. or just wait until you are entirely alone at home and start screaming you're ****** head off with the worst words and phrases you know