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Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16264) - you deserved it (57452)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by burned (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

#3 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:09pm by yer_maw

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Someone got burned.

#1 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:06pm by colortherainbowx

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