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Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (94339)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

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