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Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33733) - you deserved it (15857)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Tom_why - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

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Your giving them way too little credit. They are humans like you and me after all.

#6 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:11pm by Geist

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You're really the patient, and he is the employee. You have multiple personalities. Twist.

#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:11pm by JohnSlider

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