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Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14055) - you deserved it (40673)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by arrestedgun (man) - Canada

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Everyone who thinks he deserved it because he's 17 and still playing with toy guns should realise that staying young at heart is important. I feel sorry for people unlike the OP, who never play any games.

#10 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:12am by Mwoehaha

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Some places, like transportation vehicles and depots, choose to not allow guns of any type... even toy guns, since police officers mistake them for real guns. (Which apparently happened here.) Stupid, but there you go, luckily they didnt shoot to disarm/kill you.

#7 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:08am by chimmy

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