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Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2182)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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