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Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4112) - you deserved it (45332)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

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