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Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7224) - you deserved it (64844)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

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That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:25am by Seegtease

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You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:27am by Area

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