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Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4438) - you deserved it (47989)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

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"Today, the rich prick whose house I just finished remodeling tried to scam his way out of paying me, and then walked away in a tiff when I demanded my money. Then his stuck-up bastard kid called me an idiot. FML."

#8 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:38am by Emika

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That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:25am by Seegtease

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