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Today, while installing a deadbolt on my closet, I did it wrong. It closed but wouldn't lock so I had to re-install it. Sitting on the floor of my closet, I shut it to make sure it was installed correctly. I locked myself in for twenty minutes, home alone, before kicking the door down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9348) - you deserved it (33258)

On 05/22/2009 at 8:12pm - misc - by Erin (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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