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Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 11:16am - misc - by Ouch (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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That sucks... you must have a really old car or something, most modern cars won't lock the driver's door if the key is in the ignition.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 2:02pm by your_face

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lmao i've done that a million times, left my keys in the ignition. my old car was a '93 and the handle wabusted so the only way to actually lock it was the lock it from the inside, then close the door. when you don't actually need the keys to lock the car, it's easy to forget them. everyone knocking the OP probably never drove an old car.

#14 - On 05/22/2009 at 3:06pm by weefoo

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