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Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13056) - you deserved it (41305)

On 05/22/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by dummy (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Yea we need more info...
Was the guy you hugged a creeper? Did he somehow manage to get your number and has left 57 messages asking to continue what you started at the restaurant? Did he follow to your car and stare as you drove away? Did he cop a feel before releasing you?


#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:54am by save_me_08

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all old men look the same anyways.

#9 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:57am by unibrowicorn

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