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Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44873) - you deserved it (2361)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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