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Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)

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AHHH WHAT A JERK!! i hate cops lol FYL

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:04am by AlexV

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Wow WTF I hate the police ~ them pigs think they can do anything

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:09am by ladywaldo

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