Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • This is actually beneficial to you. Now you can make up whatever story you want about how the accident occurred, because no-one can tell you're lying.

    OP: "This was actually your fault. I was on the correct side of the road the whole time."
    Other party: *looks for pants on fire* Well, I guess that must be true."

    #7 - On 10/24/2016 at 6:46am by Baustigt

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  • Honestly YDI. Who the hell goes driving and thinks that maybe not having a pair of pants could be a bad idea? Also, do you not realize that those McDonald's people don't want to see your Barney the dinosaur boxers? No wonder they want $15/hr. They'll need it to get psychiatric help.

    #4 - On 10/24/2016 at 6:29am by Tarlachia

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