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Today, I was walking in Walmart and this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk so I followed him around the store trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. And he told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7960) - you deserved it (32461)

On 05/21/2009 at 7:46pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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