Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
by buttercup92 / 05/30/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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Whelp, time to shave your head
#2 - On 05/31/2016 at 10:48am by AnFrickenTwan
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I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.
#8 - On 05/31/2016 at 11:27am by jimeple
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