Miscellaneous: Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great,...

By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 973

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 573

You deserved it 4 701

By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 153

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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You deserved it 21 419

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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You deserved it 19 673

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 023

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 176

You deserved it 4 363

By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 290

You deserved it 26 859

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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You deserved it 37 009

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 9 940

lambda_fml 40

Friday 6 May 2016 10:20

Time to un-friend him.

jnunez0517 18

Friday 6 May 2016 10:29

Give him a quick block

Comments

may14th 26

Friday 6 May 2016 10:11

I mean a little Facebook stalking is normal, but that's just weird and creepy.

Stazza11 27

Friday 6 May 2016 14:38

I think thy goes one step further into psychotic "I'm going to tie you up and throw you in my dead parents basement" if you don't agree kind of thing.

Guylly 9

Friday 6 May 2016 10:13

Who has to know?

aloha_oe 24

Friday 6 May 2016 15:37

That song came to my mind as well!

CogadhTallon 16

Friday 6 May 2016 10:20

Oh yes, so secret you forget about him entirely!

lambda_fml 40

Friday 6 May 2016 10:20

Time to un-friend him.

jnunez0517 18

Friday 6 May 2016 10:29

Give him a quick block

that90sgurl 17

Friday 6 May 2016 12:00

Hit that big red button, the block button that is

ssnow_fml 20

Friday 6 May 2016 12:14

Ah college, a bunch of immature kids trying to learn how to be adults.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 6 May 2016 14:12

There really needs to be an adulting course at all colleges.

royalmint 11

Friday 6 May 2016 13:13

hahah ouch

GhostFox 33

Friday 6 May 2016 14:26

Block him and tell him the exact reason why. Let your boyfriend know that the guy tried to convince you to cheat on him so he doesn't hear it from someone else once it gets warped by the rumor mill. Finally, keep an eye out in case he starts stalking you physically, and invest in either a taser or pepper spray. Or both.