Miscellaneous: Today, while standing next to my work van pulling out tools for... - FML

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By Tarlachia - 29/04/2016 19:48 - United States - Orlando

Today, while standing next to my work van pulling out tools for a job, a man snuck up within inches behind me and stood in silence. Upon turning around, his presence startled me enough to cause me to punch him hard in the chest and force him back into another car. He only wanted a job. FML

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summer4me 25

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:35

I wonder why he didn't say anything. Hopefully things were cleared up and he got a job!

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summer4me 25

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:35

I wonder why he didn't say anything. Hopefully things were cleared up and he got a job!

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