Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to an email from FML saying my story was published....

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By StetsonSalvatore - 26/04/2016 16:09 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I woke up to an email from FML saying my story was published. I was so excited, I went to check the app itself. Turns out they unintentionally sent the wrong email to me. FML

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Hazel515 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:04

On the bright side u have a nearly FML

Dakota1458 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:21

Almost first and yea almost there buddy

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Hazel515 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:04

On the bright side u have a nearly FML

Dakota1458 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:21

Almost first and yea almost there buddy

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