[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

#214993 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (77559) - you deserved it (4512)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States

More FMLs?

Noname's life also sucks
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto...

failout's life also sucks
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On...

Noname also deserved it
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay,...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/25/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by