Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2015 at 3:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • I have a feeling even if you didn't do it, she'd still blame you.

    #5 - On 09/27/2015 at 6:12pm by skippydoda

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  • Something tells me she doesn't like you very much .

    #4 - On 09/27/2015 at 6:11pm by colinabi

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