you're new here, aren't you?

I'm pretty sure if he were new here, he wouldn't have posted that comment

That really stinks that you don't want any flautence jokes. They're a work o fart.

You probably made the face

The 1st seems possible because everybody gives a tell when they do this....but people don't have thier own brand of fart that smelks unique to them, but goes by what you eat.

If you've lived with someone long enough you can tell if it's them that coughed, sneezed, farted (by sound/smell), used the bathroom, etc. Probably not among 20 people unless the person has a very specific diet though.

cant tell someone by fart? you obviously havent met my family

Lol my husbands farts always smell like something crawled up his ass and died... Lol so yeah I could actually tell him by his farts

Farts are genetically coded, just like fingerprints.

Then again, some people have their own unique 'signature smell'. OP may be one of them.

by the wording...out of your options i would say silent and violent since she was trying to hide it and was blamed.

Women*; Troll comment is trollish. gr8 b8 m8

everyone farts it's a natural body function

That is beyond ignorant. That is like saying guys dont gossip.

#38 I didn't read this as 'women don't fart', I think he was trying to say more along the lines of 'ydi, woman, don't fart.' I mean, it's still a pretty pointless comment but makes more sense than saying women don't fart.

it's called a joke.

and #38 points out the impact of proper punctuation! also, sweet screen name! Lol