Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

by I didn't though / 09/10/2015 at 12:07am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

    #4 - On 09/10/2015 at 8:42am by Bricktothehead

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  • What a wanker.

    #1 - On 09/10/2015 at 8:37am by bwoolf96

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