Today, I'm lying awake at 2 in the morning listening to the police helicopter circle my house yet again. I recently moved near quiet woodland to escape the traffic noise that disturbed my sleep. Quiet woodland where apparently the local criminals play midnight hide-and-seek with the police. FML

by melons / 08/10/2015 at 9:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

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  • You should really consider moving again. It only takes a few minutes for 'criminals in the woodlands' to become 'criminals in your house'.

    #5 - On 08/11/2015 at 3:17am by alex_gen

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  • I feel like the real estate agent "forgot" to tell you that. Perhaps the woodland wolves will take care of that for you OP!

    #2 - On 08/11/2015 at 3:10am by phantomtiger

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