Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML

by gingerwhinger / 08/05/2015 at 7:24pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous

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  • Octogenarian: a person who is between 80 and 89 years old.

    Just incase you had no idea what it meant like me.

    #5 - On 08/06/2015 at 8:14am by slayfire122

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  • I would be creeped out if a stranger stroke my hair.

    #2 - On 08/06/2015 at 8:07am by Nilorak

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