Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
by anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 4:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time
#2 - On 08/05/2015 at 2:44am by lilviss
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Owww, even thinking about that hurts!
#5 - On 08/05/2015 at 2:47am by ProximityToDeath
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