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Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

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Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face"

Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

#5 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:15am by Jimboom

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HAHA I tried that too.
I was looking for dresses in a store, and when I was going to the dressing room the owner stopped me and took the dresses out of my hand saying "these are too small for you, I can see, and I dont want my dresses ruined".
I ended up trying 3 of them anyway, and they fitted perfectly.

#8 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:19am by Damnchr

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