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Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7413) - you deserved it (52387)

On 05/21/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by boyo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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