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Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8734) - you deserved it (35735)

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Wahh you had to wake up and go back to sleep, you poor bastard. God forbid you have to open your eyes for 10 seconds to turn off the alarm, boo hoo.

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:07pm by NattyBo

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I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:17pm by _John_

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