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Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33541) - you deserved it (5427)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.

#1 - On 08/26/2014 at 11:08pm by Melix

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After 20 seconds of "fucks" and "shits" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP

#2 - On 08/26/2014 at 11:09pm by xXToxicPenguinXx

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