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Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (3010)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:48pm - misc - by ReluctantAntEater (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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so if it tasted perfect it couldn't have been all bad right

#1 - On 08/22/2014 at 6:16am by detectivedipsiht

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Good thing you thoroughly identified it before eating it.

#3 - On 08/22/2014 at 6:19am by Warmonger_Smurf

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