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Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

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Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it

#2 - On 08/15/2014 at 6:03am by poulkrebs

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I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..

#1 - On 08/15/2014 at 6:03am by najraa

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