By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 00:20 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
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briang959 47

He could've said 'here's my other daughter'.

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ScottVining 21

Don't fret about it he was probably joking.

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That_Ginger 18

Probably not. If OP was attractive,he would have known it was a joke and this wouldn't be a FML.

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Welshite 39

My mother calls me attractive and good-looking all the time. We both know she lies.

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fortune789 17

#2, no one can actually "know" they're truly attractive or not, so uncertainty is the cause of this FML. Obviously the father was joking, because if OP was ugly, that would mean that either OP got it from his father OR the woman his father married.

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MrConcise 34

I feel like you'd be more likely to know if you were ugly rather than attractive.

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SarahSehhati 40

Plot twist..... OP is actually a girl............

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

"The apple didn't fall too far from the tree! Right, dad?"

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briang959 47

He could've said 'here's my other daughter'.

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briang959 47

Right. The father already called his son ugly. His father could've called him a girl. #1minutewastedexplainingajoke

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Brandi_Faith 33

There isn't actually a gender symbol (at least for me there isn't). This would be so much worse if OP were actually a girl!

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jagott2 8

It doesn't state what gender the OP is (not for me anyway). When I first read it I thought OP was a girl since that would make it far more of a FML. Most guys I know wouldn't care about being called ugly by another guy and would just reply with a similar remark. Then again, most guys could be really sensitive to being called ugly and the ones I know are the exception...

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thatnucca 36

Ugly don't mean nothing these days, unless it's a depiction of who you are inside... Take it to the chest and walk with a smirk...

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OhWhoCares 42

Your dad sounds like a jerk. I don't understand why people feel the need to poke fun at others' appearance, especially parents who say those things to their kids. It's not funny, it's hurtful. Sorry OP, I'm sure you look fine. Your appearance = your decisions :)

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cdawg69 10

Everybody is sooooo sesnsitive these days.... oh gosh its wittle feelings were hurt..

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rocker_chick105 31

How to my appearances equal my decisions? I certainly did not decide to have a lion's mane for hair!

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OhWhoCares 42

Then you can decide to shave off the lion mane. Again, your appearance = your decisions. :-)

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Crofty92 17

What if OP is female and this is even more insulting

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Brandi_Faith 33

Exactly what I thought. So much worse if Op is a girl!

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shudson186 17

Awww! OP I'm sure it was just a joke. Remember he is your father and you come from his genes. :)

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mete_orito 34

It depends whether OP is male or female. If OP is a guy, the father was joking, but if OP is a female... it may mean another thing. :-

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killer0689 20

that shows there is a healthy father son relationship

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Flaming_Pandas 15

Should've told him "Well, the apple never falls far from the tree!"

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