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Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

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Well there's her problem: she made up a hand gesture for peeing.

Next time do the universal potty dance while saying "I gotta peeee..." Everyone knows that one.

#1 - On 08/01/2014 at 11:56am by Welshite

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I think it's time to hand gesture the finger to her.

#3 - On 08/01/2014 at 11:57am by Puffytruffles

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