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Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40823) - you deserved it (3317)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Of you haven't already, I would suggest moving out.

#4 - On 07/29/2014 at 9:52am by ryanthecheeseguy

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I'm 34 and 5ft 1in, stopped growing when I was 12, lots of people appreciate us shorties!

#11 - On 07/29/2014 at 9:58am by froggyjade

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