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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34690) - you deserved it (21278)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Make your brother pay for the ticket.

#1 - On 07/21/2014 at 3:34pm by bredahl

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What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??

#2 - On 07/21/2014 at 3:34pm by JustForRetorts

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