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Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Who the hell gets angry when you say bless you, even if it was for the wrong bodily function?!

#2 - On 07/17/2014 at 3:37am by JennaNGood

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Why did he give YOU a dirty look...?

#5 - On 07/17/2014 at 3:39am by Indianboy9321

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