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Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.
You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015