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Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (58241)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

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Hulk miss, hulk mad, hulk sad.

#6 - On 06/29/2014 at 7:22pm by Snicket

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In what universe was that a good idea?

#3 - On 06/29/2014 at 7:21pm by Demonface54

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