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Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (3579)

On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

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Make it clear to your dad why you hated his guts

#2 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:57pm by CamBen

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My knee-jerk advice would be to prove that you're telling the truth via a drug test, but that would basically turn your home into a police state. I'm sorry, OP. Stick to your story. The truth will out. =/

#3 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:59pm by syki

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