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Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40119) - you deserved it (4274)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

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Well that blows

#1 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:48pm by damnit1989

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Well at least you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse begins.

#2 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:48pm by Paco_el_Taco

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