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Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56779) - you deserved it (6845)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

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Perverts like him should be locked up. What a disgrace to the male gender. Sorry OP

#1 - On 06/08/2014 at 5:45pm by qwtf

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You should have bitch slapped him.

#2 - On 06/08/2014 at 5:47pm by Firedragoncody

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