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Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56165) - you deserved it (2619)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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It could be something good...

Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and...

Yeah. Never mind.

FYL.

#8 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm by Peanu_theGreat

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Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight?

I'm way too positive.
Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

#10 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:15pm by nuclear

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