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Sounds like Harry Potter inverted.
that sucks...definitely fyl
nice...
I think now's the time to invest in a place of your own
It could be something good...
Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and...
Yeah. Never mind.
FYL.
At least she wasn't screaming:
"Don't kill me, chop them up and stick them in plastic bags!"
Followed by your dad looking at you thoughtfully while you sleep...
Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight?
I'm way too positive.
Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?
Maybe it was dream about saving you from a disaster and there was only enough room for you and your siblings on the transport away from said disaster. If not FYL.
#12 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:16pm by Tiki
Seriously?Don't try and sugar coat it!you know she wasn't talking about Disneyland lol.Atleast it was just a dream.
Lol Daddy loves you :3 Ahhh I bet he didn't mean it >.>
#14 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:20pm by gvschmidt94
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I like all the optimism going around...
Maybe your a really bad child. :(
Who would pass up the chance to get rid of there demon child.
Ydi?
Maybe your a really bad child. :(
Who would pass up the chance to get rid of there demon child.
Ydi?
Just make sure you don't get stuck in a hostage situation with her and you should be fine. :)
Man, that's harsh. Sorry to hear that :/
your dad was just kidding.
he told me last night in bed ;)
#23 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:37pm by dancin303
LMAO! best FML story ever! holy shit that was funny!
At least your better off than the other FML parents around here.
:)
yeah, Freud theorized that all dreams are wish fulfillment. looks like that's your mom's wish.
It's a dream. You CAN'T control your dreams...
nice mum you have.
"DON'T TAKE ME!! JUST TAKE MY CHILDREN! IT WILL BE ALL BETTER THEN!!"
"Oh, wait, you just wanted me to fill out a survey?"
"Oh! But still, PLEASE TAKE THE CHILDREN!!!"
nice mum you have, there.
"DON'T TAKE ME TAKE THE CHILDREN! DON'T KILL ME, KILL THEM!"
"Oh, you only want me to fill out this survey?"
"Okay, but still. PLEASE TAKE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!"
Oh, and yeah. FYL.
I'm sure he was kidding. And, #23, that is so gross; why would you joke about being in bed with someone's dad? Grosssss. That said, OP, your mom does say weird stuff when she sleeps. I know that because I was in bed with her last night.
(LOL HYPOCRISY MUCH LOL)
this one made me laugh! xD
too bad for you though...
Lock your doors and windows. If a serial killer breaks in, you'll probably use you as a human shield from the bullets OO
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how is this an fml? your mom had a dream.
Hahahahahhah FYL.
#35 - On 05/20/2009 at 9:10pm by ohsnapelenaaa
That's not even a 'FML.'
Sometimes when we are dreaming, we don't think. -_-;
I think that happened on an episode of Malcolm in the Middle...
it could have been a good situation, like other people have said, but even if it's not, don't read too much into it. i've had plenty of dreams which have no relation to things i would actually do, and don't say it's just subconscious or something. if you read a book or see a movie you can dream about it without it being a reflection of your subconscious desires...
it's just a dream
your dad was probably just kidding, of course he was, since it is against all instincts for her to say that ! plus you don't know what context its in, maybe its to take them away to save them lets say she was in a building on fire with you kids and the firefighters couldnt take you all...just providing an example
#28: Actually, you can. It's call LUCID dreaming, Jack.
OP: Awww, that sucks. It sounds like something my mom would say, but she's just a bitch. IDK about your mom, so I'm just gonna go with :/?
FYL.
#3 just made my evening for some reason. xD
Im with #12, it could be she was trying to save you... OP, you know whether or not this is a FML... if your Mom is a good Mom then you know the dream wasnt bad
It could have been like the Vietnam airlift or something where it's "Take my children to safety, let me die"
Haha sorry that's kind of funny.
But, FYL :(
Actually...at first glance, it seems bad. But it really depends on the context. What if she was in a situation where being the one "taken" was a good, life-saving thing, and the person who was left behind would die? A fire, a terrorist attack, a plane going down or a sinking boat...any of those situations could result in her saying that.
lol, she knows how to survive.
I don't think it's so bad. It's just a dream. You can't really read too much into what people say in their sleep, it's just gibberish really.
I really wish there was a "So what?" option.
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a awful child, maybe then your family would love you instead of make fun of you when you leave the room at family events.
Solution: never go anywhere with your mother again. If she happens to be inside a building and people take hostages, she won't be able to use you as a bargaining chip or meat shield.
Maybe she dreamed she was on the Titanic? And they were rescuing her?
# 53, in science, theories aren't the same as our ever day use of the term. (http://www.notjustatheory.com) Plus, you're now committing a wishful thinking fallacy/ad hominem by complaining about Freud's theories being "creepy", as if that's relevant to whether or not their wrong.
To the OP, that's pretty bad news. Just avoid your mother, she'll catch on.
FYL?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? ITS A DREAM!!! How does this even get past the mods??? This is stupid. SO stupid.
taken directly from malcolm in the middle and slightly misquoted. fail.
what is "FTW"?
#59 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:20pm by ad07
i was wonderin same thing 59
59 and 60 means For the win
look it up on urban dictionary
Hahahaha...well, at least she cares, right? I mean, how much would it blow if your dad had heard, "No! Not me! Take my children!"
...as a ton of other people have said (#9, etc.)
Yah, before you get all "FML" about it, perhaps ask her what the dream was about first?
Maybe she dream you were all drowning, and the lifeboat was small, and she wanted you to be taken instead of her to be rescued :S
lmaoooo...
#67 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:58pm by Righty0
somethin's goin down.butchu betta talk it out befo' you walk it out. THAT'S A DEALBREAKER LADIES!!
...how did the movie 'titanic' end? did they all get away? i bet they did, i can't see anyone dying in that movie. 'titanic' was such a great movie...
#69 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm by tko
#68 - 30 rock reference ftw
"aliens are attacking the earth and we can only take half a family into the spaceship to get them to safety"
...for instance
:)?
how is this effed up? LAME. you fail
did she just see the movie cloverfield?
Don't Take me take the children for getting on teh chopper to get teh fuck out of dodge
#12 brings up the most obvious scenario. If not.... well that sucks but it's not the end of the world.
#73 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:32pm by TLP
Sound's like you have loving parent's.
Are you kidding? Someone yells some nonsense in their sleep and your LIFE is fucked?? Man. People who post to this site have amazing lives if these are the sorts of things that turn your world upside down.
dude, this is hilarious. whatever the gender is. haven't laughed this hard on a FML for a while now.
your parents are a really good combo. must have been a fun childhood.
awww thats sucks bad bad dream!
#79 - On 05/21/2009 at 12:31am by princess333
That sounds like my mother in law. lol Only cares about herself and her Boyfriend who is married and a Bishop at some Church.
That stinks. And yes, people CAN think in a dream. In a dream anything can happen! O_o
I think it's more of a #12 situation.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
you never know maybe she was a having a dream that you were all in a burning building and she was saying to the firefighters "don't take me, take the children"
exactly at what #88 said
you never know if it was a dream where she wanted to save you
Could be taken out of context. Don't save me save my children.
I will agree with those who have suggested that it was probably a dream where she was trying to help you. My mother once had the misfortune to actually be in such a situation, when she and my sister were trying to jump into a small lifeboat, and the crewman piloting it pulled away from the sinking (and violently pitching) ship while my mother was trying to pull my sister (in shock at the time) into it. My mother is not the sort of person to say a thing like that, and so what she said when the crewman refused to return to the ship was closer to "Go back or I will kill you" (he very quickly changed his mind about returning), but I could certainly see a mother in that situation say such a thing - there is a certain protective behaviour in many mothers that seems almost instinctual and primal in scenarios where their children are in danger.
That's from "The Simpsons". There's an alien invasion, and Homer says "Please don't abduct me! I have a wife and kids! Take them instead!"
(Or something like that...)
21st century Sophie's choice
maybe he was dreaming about a prostitute and since he's a married man, he doesn't want to be unfaithful but still wants his children to get laid. so he said to the prostitute "don't take me, take my children"
Maybe she was dreaming about a warzone or something like that, and the rescue people came and instead of wanting them to take her away she was saying "take the kids"...it's a bad dream because she's in a war zone but she still likes you...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FYL. And I maybe what #97 said is true. Why don't just ask your mum.
for everyone above that's trying to sugarcoat this fml, read.
it says the mum was having a BAD dream.
well, she might have dreamed about this situation. a ship was sinking and then she wanted the life boats to take you :D
lmfao thats sooooo my mother
Don't take it to heart. Dreams are really weird and mess with people's decision-making skills. It's kind of funny, really. [=
F.Y.L. that really really really sucks your mom doesn't love you...
#10 you're dumb (or ignorant) read up on some psychology and you'll see why it's a HARDCORE FYL, way worse than most on here
it may be positive, she may have been in a burning building and someone may have been trying to save her but instead she said no take my children! still a bad dream but at least she wanted to save you
dont read too much into it, ive said weird shit in my sleep my before that i would never say
#107 - just what I wanted to say. I've laughed and talked rubbish while sleeping, I have had dreams I'd be ashamed of telling, and it's all completely unrelated to me. I bet your mom loves you, and it's wrong to take anything like that seriously. Oh, and #106 - nice one! ;-)
What exactly was the dream about? We can't exactly say FYL OR YDI if we don't know he context of the dream in question.
Whoa #103. Calm down. I don't see how I am ignorant or stupid as you say I am. Heck, I have no idea what the hell how psychology and "HARDCORE FYL" have to do with my comment. I was simply listing out all the positive things..
Maybe you're "ignorant and/or stupid".
your mom doesn't love you end of story.
I get it...
my mo is the same with me T.T
I would feel so bad if I said that in my dream XD
I am sorry, but all I have is ... HAHAHAHA xD Priceless!
Wow.... that's.... horrible for you. I rly don't know what to say besides she must not love you much. Jk lol.
punch your mom in the face bitch
Ahahahahaha thats funny as hell
Aw, that's sad D: It's okay.
ur moms a bitch lol hopefully it was just a dream and shes the totally different!! ahaha
YDI for having a selfish bitch as a mother.
What kind of mom says that?
wooow usually dreams reveil the thoughts that lie underneath and bring them forward.... I say ur not loved ... lol sorry
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