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Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41323) - you deserved it (3972)

On 05/21/2014 at 5:23pm - misc - by NoMoreMeatForAYear (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...

#2 - On 05/22/2014 at 1:38am by thxnder

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Find another roommate OP.

#1 - On 05/22/2014 at 1:37am by MrCareless

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