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Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46442) - you deserved it (3549)

On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

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Those douchebags sure showed you their true colors, OP

#2 - On 05/17/2014 at 8:13pm by Qwermy

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Ain't nothing like painting the town red, and it's people too...
(Was it at least red paint?)

#1 - On 05/17/2014 at 8:12pm by dawood_k

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